- The dogs are hungry, sir.
- Did you tell them I'll sell them to China.
- Yes sir, they saw you eating BBQ ribs, earlier.
-...Shit.
-They're going to be waiting for awhile.
- Well then tell them to open the goddamn refrigerator door!  I'm doing some high-tech stuff here.
- Yes, sir.  I think they're looking at you funny, sir!  Sir, if I may, I think they are turning into the children of the corn.
- Will you shut up, Johnson!  They are not turning into the children of the corn.
- Sir, I think they know about the panties I stole.
- Johnson, I'm pretty sure even your mother knows about that.
- Sir, I think they know I stole all those panties.