This just in...

Aspiring rapper, Orenthal "'N famous" Danger Wallace Wallace, best known for his anthem, "Let's Eat Children," and his highly publicized feud with "Brotha Flava," was walking out of this Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles seen behind me, with a meal, apparently for the children, when an unidentified gunman reportedly fired a hail of bullets at the now infamous rapper.  Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, ironically famous for its highly unorthodox dinner combo - Wait!  I'm getting word, scratch that, yes!  Let's take you to Rick Steves:

- 'N famous, are the rumors true? Is that child-

- Ah, he shot me in the ass!