The Mayoral Debate ( Mayor of Rap)



-Mean Gene: Mr. Cereal Killa, what are your thoughts on Pope Francis?
-hiss! hiss! hiss!
-Mean Gene: Your reputation precedes you, Mr. Killa.
-Brotha Flava: His head looks like a peanut!
-Cereal Killa: Well, Gene
-(ughm hum)
-Excuse me, Mean Gene, I, for one, believe indubitably
- 'N famous: Indeed
- Cereal: ...that he looks like a gangster, throwing up peace signs and shit on CNN,
like whoomp! whoomp!
- 'N famous: Hear them say...
- Cereal: Negro, shut yo mouth!
- Brotha Flava: Yo, we been hearin', the things they sayin'
- 'N famous: Like, turn his mic down low!
- Mean Gene: oh lala...Hey!  hey, Hey!  This isn't the Soul Train Awards!  Betty Boop don't want none of you!
- Brotha Flava: Tess.
- Mean Gene: Moll.
- Levinstein: ...say Emma.
- Cereal Killa: Sylvia, I'd eat her head.
- Levinstein: That's a dealbreaker!




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