the debt ceiling,
my ass,
toilet paper
buy my products
buy my shit!

old white men
stick your hand
in the interstice
of bathroom stalls

ugh!
keepin' it real

his fraternity raped him
his mother didn't know
he never spoke up
cause he liked it, yo!

ugh!

when in office
he found a peurta rican whoooooiiire!
his collegues liked it
they shared medical secrets